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[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago

This is actually disgusting, the artist should be ashamed!

Keeping condoms in your wallet can damage them over time and increases the chances of it breaking while in use. Please always keep condoms stored in a cool, dry location and make sure to check the expiration date and inspect for any damage before use. Safety is important!

[-] drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Don't want the condom to break while fucking your vaporeon

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago

What's the point of even fucking a vaporeon, specifically, if you're gonna just wear a raincoat?

[-] drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Well if you do you don't want to be known as the motherfucker who got a pokemon disease to spread to humans

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago

Why would you go back to humans?!

[-] drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I mean if it's your job...

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Pokerus is great tho, best disease anyone could get

[-] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

Fucking other species can be risky due to zoonotic illnesses.

The more you know!

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[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

And remember that Pokemon lay eggs for whatever ungodly reason.

[-] brsrklf@jlai.lu 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The most disturbing part IMO is that they often insist they're not "real" eggs and nobody really knows how it works.

Now consider that apart from a slip here or there in early material, most pokémon canon assumes there are no non-pokémon animals in this universe. How the hell do they know what a "real egg" is?

[-] deikoepfiges_dreirad@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

no non-pokémon animals

the real question: are humans in Pokémon also pokémon, and if so, do they lay eggs?

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

The real question ANY of us should be asking, is if humans laid eggs instead of live birth, would we eat our own regularly-laid infertile eggs?

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[-] swampdownloader@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I don’t get it

Edit: oh now I do, you can choose what evee evolved into and one is vaporeon!

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 23 points 1 month ago

Don't research further. Delete your message. This is a friendly warning.

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

It's better that way.

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[-] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 10 points 1 month ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I know it’s fictional but the urge for violence is strong.

Do not defile innocent critters! 😭

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago

But imprisoning them to fight eachother is fine?

For the record, im totally with you, just seems weird where we draw lines.

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Well, there's the modern American hysterical mindset in action.

[-] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago
[-] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Ah yes this is only an America thing.

[-] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 5 points 1 month ago

Big disappointment not bringing good'ld reliable:
Eat your hamburgers, Apollo

[-] logicbomb@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

You know the rules. Combat slaves are okay. Sex slaves are not okay.

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[-] Reygle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Hi. 47 year old human here.

What?

[-] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sigh. Vaporeon had someone all hot and bothered and they posted a lengthy diatribe on why and it became a meme.

ETA: The pokemon in the picture, Eevee, turns into Vaporeon with the help of a water stone.

[-] IEatDaFeesh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCVvCrl5j-A

This is how I found out about the lore. I shall pass this on to you too.

[-] Reygle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

May I please un-ask my question? Thanks, I hate it.

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I'm sure yall know about that copy pasta, but did you know that it got a sequel? imma try to find it, I'll be back.

[-] chetradley@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Nah I'm good actually...

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[-] tio_bira@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I only learned abou this few months ago, i still wish no one have explained that for me...

[-] mazzilius_marsti@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

well i know eevee-> vaporeon, but based on comments here im too scared to go down the rabbit hole

[-] sulgoth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

This is the correct answer and you'll be happier for it.

[-] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

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