> go to germany
> attempt small talk

i don't know what to tell you buddy

And people say Germans are humorless.

That's fucking hilarious!

>be Germany

>create a fake language called “Deutsch” just for laughs

>get everyone in Germany in on the joke so you’re all “sprechen sie Deutsch”

>continue pranking tourists for years now, everyone’s gotten pretty good at selling the bit as well

>one day some ‘geistesschwache’ accidentally leaks the script we’ve all been using

>oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck

>mfw people mistake it for a translation guide

Oh, OK. Get me a cigarette then.