‘It smelled of onions and mustard,’ Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifies (www.cnn.com)

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“He did it. He threw the sandwich.”

That’s how the defense counsel for Sean Dunn, the man who threw a sub-style sandwich at a Border Patrol officer in Washington, DC, this summer began the federal trial against him Tuesday morning.

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[-] grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 4 weeks ago

it smelt like freedom

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Well, it was assault. Hilarious assault is still assault. As the victim, I'd be too humiliated to press charges.

[-] bookmeat@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 4 weeks ago

If there's no harm there's no assault.

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[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

A lot of us dream of using a submarine to attack our enemies. This isn't exactly what I meant.

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[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

McPTSD

PTSBLT

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