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Transcript:

Patty and Charlie Brown sit across from each other at a table filled with food. She asks,"Did you wash your hands, Charlie Brown?"

He picks up his fork and replies,"Why should I? I'm not going to touch anything....I'll be using a fork!"

She points to the table and says,"What about bread? You'll have to use your hands to eat that!"

He stands on a stool washing his hands over the sink in the bathroom. He exclaims,"Rats!! Bread isn't worth it!"

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