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[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

No one talks about his son Postgre.

[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 3 points 1 month ago

I used to be an OGRE! AAAAAAGGHHH!

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

Poor Maria got second billing.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Also, they have another product called MaxScale that’s named after his son, Max

Gotta respect Monty for selling the same database twice

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I said this before, Debian = Deb + Ian

[-] MrMcGasion@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Marry a database. These losers falling in love with AI don't know how to be a real technophile.

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Anyone know if My or Maria happen to be single?

Or... Nah. Anyone know if Postgre is single? I've grown to enjoy it a lot more than the former 2.

[-] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 points 1 month ago

Possessive pronouns. Adjectives are a different thing, and there are no possessive adjectives

this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2025

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