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[-] pntha@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

i’m not excited for the cocaine animals cinematic universe

I'm looking forward to this Cocaine Bear sequel.

Here’s a review my friend sent me…

[-] ndguardian@lemmy.studio 3 points 1 year ago

I was thinking a Cocaine Bear/Sharknado crossover.

Here’s a review my friend sent me…

[-] humancrayon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Cocainenado. A giant tornado fueled by cocaine rips through towns and cities, leaving every living thing a fiending monster.

Alternate name: Blownado

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 1 points 1 year ago

Before that, we gonna have Cocaine Dog

[-] yak@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

At least they'll be too busy talking about themselves to eat you, not that they'll be hungry anyway.

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

B-Movie in 3, 2, 1...

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Is cocaine a hallucinogen now?

[-] ndguardian@lemmy.studio 2 points 1 year ago

Theoretically it could be for sharks, given their brains are significantly different from ours. I’d find it doubtful though. Only way we could find out for sure is testing.

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Only way we could find out for sure is testing.

Rather you than me. Sharks are scary enough without cocaine.

[-] ndguardian@lemmy.studio 2 points 1 year ago

Challenge accepted. Now I just need sharks. And cocaine.

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Scratch that, just the cocaine.

[-] calebcharles@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 year ago

Somebody get Ian Ziering’s agent.

[-] Stuka@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Next sharknado hook just leaked

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