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Mayor Or Not, I Am Going To Grope The 41.6% Of New Yorkers Who Voted For Me (by Andrew Cuomo) (clickhole.com)
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I respect my supporters so much that I will not wash my hands after I grope them. Not even if I hold a subway pole on my way to grope the next nearest Cuomo voter. I want to feel everyone’s grope residue forever

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