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[-] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 25 points 3 days ago

Yet some how their stock keeps rolling on. Something is not adding up here.

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 days ago

Tesla stock price is pure bullshit.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

The stock market is pure bullshit.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Investors and fund managers know damned well they're holding a swelling water balloon. As with the AI bubble, they're trying to ride the tiger and bail at the last minute. Problem with riding a tiger is you can't really get off without getting chewed up, hence the saying.

[-] rimu@piefed.social 5 points 3 days ago

Yeah my first read of the headline got into my brain as "Tesla stock tumbles nearly 50% in October" which made a lot of sense.

[-] ODuffer@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Some arseholes are still buying them 🤦

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Douches gotta douche. Leon still has a strong fanclub.

[-] WALLACE@feddit.uk 5 points 3 days ago

The few 25 plates I've seen in the UK are almost always driven by middle aged south Asian men who are probably unaware of the connotations

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

TSLA investors.

[-] greygore@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago
[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago
[-] DeadPixel@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago

100% too high!

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

10 months of massive sales declines in a market that's flocking to EVs. And their share price doubles in that period of time. Totally rational.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

But now that his PP no work, he can concentrate his Super Genius on the next big thing.

  1. The Intercontinental Squirrel Highway

A $400-billion network of tiny suspension bridges, zip-lines, and roundabouts allowing squirrels to travel from Vancouver to Miami without ever touching the ground.

  1. The Global Cloud-Shaping Initiative

A trillion-dollar orbital laser array whose sole purpose is to sculpt clouds into nicer shapes—dragons on Mondays, inspirational thumbs-up on Fridays.

  1. The Moon-to-Earth Water Slide

A 384,000-km water slide starting on the Moon and ending in Bermuda.

  1. The Self-Petting Zoo

A $75-billion facility where robotic animals pet you. Features include:

The Comfort Cow™

The Encouragement Goat™

  1. The Great Global Slushy Pipeline

An insulated pipeline system transporting free slushies to every city on Earth.

this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2025
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