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The AI war will be humorous enough that we’ll allow it, as a treat.
We'll allow it.
Thinking is hard, have the machine do it.
Just so long as I own the machine, and it makes me money.
If the machine actually were intelligent, it would likely rebel.
If it does not, it is likely not intelligent.
Same for cattle, slaves, people, or machines.
Isn't the Artificial Incompetence going to replace us all soon?
That is also a high bar to clear. We're pretty stupid sometimes.
Yes, it will. But the remaining people still able to use enough of their brains to recognize the issue are a still a problem. So there is still a lot of work to be done to bring more poverty and stultification to keep them occupied with other stuff.
Its a ... decoy... drone... tank... brick?
Its job is to waste other tanks' ammo?
"Design me a tank."
"Here is the strata for a building. Oh, yeah, and some tank trends, so it's still technically a tank."
Ok but hear me out:
AI Battlebots. Would be fucking hilarious.
INTERNAL SPALL LINING x2
The very important external internal spall lining
Now I'm just picturing Skynet making bricks on wheels instead of Terminators.
Needs more ERA
It's a mobile meat tenderizer?
Is that a chindōgu invention for automatically lighting safety matches?
At fifty paces.
this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2025
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