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[-] Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Fuck you with your ISO 27001 compliance!

Also, fuck that kid.

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[-] socsa@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago

What, this bish doesn't even have a wifi hotspot?

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[-] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

I wonder if this was the same person who was on asklemmy or whatever saying "what can I do to convince my loved ones of the importance of data privacy"

[-] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

How about running guest WLAN?

[-] pseudo@jlai.lu 6 points 1 week ago

At a time I didn't have wifi, I would not share connection with younger guests. There was no way I would use my phone to connect to internet the bloody smart tv in the heart of our share living room. Never done it in my life, so I was not lying when I saied I didn't knew how to do it. If you Come to visit me, visit me not my game console or my streaming service.

[-] TomMasz@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

Classic BOFH.

[-] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

Compliance <<<< Security

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago

I couldn't imagine bringing a gaming device to a family Thanksgiving celebration and insisting on being able to use it instead of socializing with the people physically there.

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[-] jj4211@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I feel like when 'Zero Trust' first became a thing, the theme was 'you should have every endpoint under your control hardened so it need not feer untrusted peers being able to connect'. E.g. if you think you absolutely need VPN to a 'private network' for security, then you are failing to be hardened in a 'zero trust' way, because you implicitly fear that your systems would fall to untrusted peers.

I feel like it's evolved to 'don't let anything be able to connect to anything under your control unless you have admin privilege over it as well'. Which is particularly a nightmare when you try to collaborate between two companies, each balking at the other's hard requirement to have admin access to all network peers of interest.

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[-] Dadifer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Are guest networks not secure enough?

[-] phpinjected@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 week ago

first misake was giving him the wifi password.

[-] muzzle@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Is this the It equivalent of the unhinged LinkedIn post?

this is why he has a nephew and not a son.

[-] ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago
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