Max overcooks turn 1, comes back on track way ahead, gets let off by the FIA, and wins another wdc in dubious circumstances.

Turn 1 spiceyness. Max ending up with Oscar behind him, but some minor damage so only just. Norris keeping clean, but running 4th. Max pits early for alt strat and new front wing. Then has to hunt. And he does, car after car taken each lap and he's back in 4th himself. With Russell in 3rd having taken fresh tires himself. Oscar beside himself with the 1st, but Norris still keeping it clean and managing the gap. Then we see Russell go wide in a strange corner, blaming a wind gust/back marker. Max takes 3rd and Norris is next. Norris basically pulls over to let him through, wasting no time at all on Max. Oscar now sweating bullets does the same, tries to back Lando up to Russell, who does not want anything to do with being kingmaker. Retires the car so much so. Then Tsunoda is there, in 4th and he wipes out both McLarens on the last corner in a very obvious team call. Meaning the FIA have to decide: scrap the last lap from standings or let it stand. Lawyers are armed and ready, this to be the most legally fought for racing lap in history with the FIA announcing a special last 2 lap shoot out to occur in 2h instead. All cars in park ferme to receive 2L of fuel and to start on the grid in 2h in last but one lap order. Then Lance stroll, somehow in 5th himself, causes a last lap 10 car pile up and causes a red flag. Shoot out is declared void and last 2 laps too, meaning Lando takes it

Popcorn at the ready

I mean if we are posting baseless predictions, I'd say at least one driver misses the race because they were thrown in jail for unsubstantiated drug charges.

It's UAE, after all.

Yuki gives no shits for blue flags to let Norris by

McLaren fumbles strategy, Norris ends behind Leclerc. Verstappen 5x WDC. Sainz ends season ahead of Albon.

Crash between some combination of Norris Piastri and Verstappen or, Norris tries to play so safely he tosses and ends up far back

VER gets a puncture and finishes fifth for his fifth, PIA and NOR take each other fighting. Stella, PIA, NOR are seen beating Zac at the back of the garage.

Drama. Lots of drama.