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[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

How was your food OP?

[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago

Some of that stuff you can get frozen but the cheesy fries takes some actual work

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

This would send me into a food coma.

Which is not to say that I do not occasionally enjoy sending myself into a food coma... but I would basically eat this, fall asleep, wake up an hour or two later, likely not need to eat much else for the rest of the day.

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

That's what the coca cola is for. If that doesn't work, make youself a coffee and then go order some KFC

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

That sounds like a recipe for absolutely destroying a toilet bowl, in a few hours time.

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

Well the trick is to drink enough sugar-free chemicals like aspartame, sucralose, and stevia such that the chemicals essentially wipe the toilet clean on the way down

[-] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 1 month ago

so that's a small lunch for me.

[-] JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

How much do you weigh?

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

How much do you slay?

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

$30 at the grocery store

[-] JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm confused by "6 Onion rings". Do you buy onion rings individually in Europe? 🤣

Edit: to answer some of you, in the US it's never individual, you just get "an order" of onion rings, maybe a choice between small, medium and large.

[-] 9blb@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago

Nuggets, onion rings etc are typically sold in boxes of 6, 9, 12 or 24, depending on product and country.

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yes ? In America you probably buy a 300 gallons (idk how much space that is) bucket for like 3$

[-] FatVegan@leminal.space 5 points 1 month ago

Buy 300 feet of onion rings and get one handgun free

[-] brb@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

How else? Do you blend them together and drink it?

[-] arti@friendica.world 1 points 1 month ago

@Uri @JokeDeity i think they are counted to avoid complaints about recieving one less than last time...

[-] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

It's been a while since I've been there, but IIRC Burger King used to do the onion rings and chicken nuggets in orders of either 6 or 12, so you'd go in and order 6 chicken nuggets or whatever.

[-] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Wow a random food post made today, very greentext

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