Not spice but caffeine. Stopped at a reservation gas station on a road trip to grab water and fuel. I walk in and the lady at the counter says that the sodas are on the far wall, I ask why she thinks I want soda and she says it's cause I'm white but definitely not any type of Mormon since I don't hold myself like them. Anyways I grab my water and fuel after that rather amusing interaction, then I go to my car and make another thing of gamersupps. She was simply wrong about my source of caffeine.

I get a lot of 'are you sure?' When I ask for hot sauce

I'd say yes. Yes that's racist. 

I'm over 30 of course I want mild or I'll be up with heart burn.

....I mean in my SOUL I want my early 20s blow my head off heat but my body disagrees.

The other day was my retirement party. We went to a local Chinese place, and while all the others were getting the touristy stuff, sweet sour and mu shu, I said "smoked bean pork." The waiter looked at me like I was from Alpha Centauri, like "what's an old white guy doing ordering the good stuff?"

Northern white mild boys vs. southern white anal prolapse hot sauce gang

This has happened to me too.

I just assumed it was because white people love a good complain when their food, that specifically has chilli as an ingredient, is too spicy for them.

I am white but my name is not. I also don't do hotter than fresh jalapeños, but enjoy a tamed heat on the plate (like the BWW spicy garlic sauce). It's always a gamble ordering food. Usually it's either too mild or too hot. With too mild I can just put hot sauce on my own, at least.