Hey leave NON-TWITTER birds alone you a$$hat! 🤣

Well we definitely did that when he entered the story. Not that before Twitter was more than a venom riddled shouting platform but all hope was lost when this conman bought it ...

...the birds that make the tweets? So.... the userbase?

Ah yes, from Twitter to Shitter.

Is this intentionally vaque to stir curiosity/anticipation? Because I still couldn't care less

May I suggest Covfefe as the new name?

I'm ready for muskonet

Old mate can't stop copping Ls, first being forced to buy Twitter and then trying to force Twitters old legal council to pay back the money they were paid. These weird tweets are just the next step in his sad saga

I mean, it's worth a try... what else could have possibly caused such a steep downturn in Twitter's fortunes since Musk took over and started enacting his policies?

Musk, you dingus! We already know the birds aren’t real!