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submitted 22 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) by TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

Lobster is so so so overrated. 75% of the weight is shell. You could get tiger or argentinian shrimp for the same price per pound if not cheaper and you get 3 times more edible meat by weight.

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[-] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I find lot of seafood disgusting, and the unsustainability of wild caught seafood is just the cherry on top.

Unagi. Doesn't taste that special and has a texture like dried out overcooked fish complete with the occasional sharp scale or bone that stabs your throat. Definitely not worth decimating wild eel populations for.

Related, any kind of fish eggs. Whether caviar or salmon roe sushi. They're like those popping bubbles in bubble tea but instead of a nice sweet fruit syrup it's concentrated fish stink that coats your tongue and overpowers everything else.

Oysters and clams (bivalves in general). You're literally eating its entire digestive system complete with poop. The crunchy sand is just a reminder of that. And eating it raw is a great way to get parasites and hepatitis.

One that's not seafood: asparagus. People say it makes your pee stink but somehow don't talk about how much the vegetable itself stinks going in. Maybe I've just never found a cooking method I like but I've never tasted an asparagus that doesn't make me wince when swallowing. I personally love the vast majority of vegetables, many of which I prefer compared to meat, but asparagus (and Chinese bitter melon) are exceptions.

Any kind of alcohol in general. I think beer tastes and smells like the liquid at the bottom of a dumpster, so does wine, and any kind of spirit tastes like literal poison. Whatever psychoactive effects it has is not worth the constant nausea during and after drinking. If I'm looking for psychoactive effects, I prefer edible cannabis extract, still doesn't taste that great but you only need a tiny amount to get high which you can chase down with regular food to make the taste go away.

[-] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I need more food reviews like this.. keep going please!

[-] Krudler@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Almost all fast food.

It's hot candy.

[-] FatVegan@leminal.space 3 points 7 hours ago

I don't like the food and what it stands for. But most of all i hate that you can tell that you are close to a McDonald's, just by the amount of McDonald's garbage on the floor, that gets more and more when you get closer. I guess it takes a special kind of person

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 10 points 12 hours ago
[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I agree on lobster because I think crab tastes better.

Agree on truffles, I think they are just expensive because they are rare and fragile, not because they are magically delicious.

People here LOVED Dave's hot chicken. I went and really, it's fine, I'd eat it but wouldn't affirmatively choose it, if getting industrial fried chicken Popeyes and Publix are both better.

And man do people love Cuban Sandwiches here. Again, I will eat them they are fine but mostly because the bread is so good. Would rather just have a roast pork on the bread, dressed, without the ham & salami, or even the cheese toast on Cuban Bread I think is so good. There is nothing magical about the 3 meat combo.

[-] evasive_chimpanzee@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

salami

Tampan detected. I love a Cuban sandwich, but I've never had one from Tampa, so maybe yours are worse, lol.

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

It's funny because Tampa does bat way over its league in restaurants generally. We have amazing food here, all over. Why is "the" food that sandwich? It's good but def overrated.

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[-] TechnoCat@piefed.social 8 points 13 hours ago

Italian restaurant food. Why should I pay so much for spaghetti and meatballs???

[-] FatVegan@leminal.space 6 points 7 hours ago

Spaghetti and meatballs, the classic italian dish. If you're american

The British came up with that one.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 hours ago

I ate Scott Conant's lamb tagliatelle Ragu and it was really good. Fresh pasta hand made to order by a pro is worth it.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 hours ago

Italian food in USA is warm garbage. Everyone overcooks the pasta and puts on two much sauce.

[-] flubba86@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

Agreed. That's why I always order something cool like gnocchi when I go to an Italian restaurant. It's much harder to make that well at home.

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[-] evasive_chimpanzee@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

It's good, but it's not as good as what they charge for it.

[-] Today@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Mayo should be outlawed. Aioli is just garlic mayo. Something about the shiny, sliminess of it makes me nauseous.

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