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submitted 15 hours ago by Muckle@aussie.zone to c/askmeanything@lemmy.ca

I have been a prison guard for two years now, ask me anything

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[-] Klear@quokk.au 2 points 5 hours ago

What would the other guard reply if asked whether this door leads to freedom?

[-] Muckle@aussie.zone 1 points 3 hours ago

He would say "you stupid" because there isn't a door only a gate

[-] hexagonwin@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 5 hours ago

which linux distro do you use?

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 2 points 9 hours ago

Could you describe the most interesting inmate you've interacted with?

[-] Muckle@aussie.zone 1 points 4 hours ago

Well, there's been lots. I remember this one inmate who was just a very interesting person to talk to. He knew a lot about history and geography and could talk your ears off and early Hollywood. He was a nice guy. Then there was this one inmate who at first seem like a nice, quite old man until I found out he was serving life for murdering seven people. One of which was his own son. I also had another inmate who was one of Anita Cobby's killers. I know another one who was like a GTA character but in real life. I don't want to too much into details but he was a former dirty police officer who was serving time for every crime under the sun. He was well connected to the Australian under world and we would have so many conversations not just about his criminal history but just about his life in general. He died last year. I miss that dude.

[-] nightmare786@leminal.space 6 points 14 hours ago

how'd you go from being a stripper to a prison guard?

[-] Muckle@aussie.zone 3 points 14 hours ago

I'm just wild like that. I heard that you could make as much as $130 dollars a night and the fact that the working hours are at night time was convenient for me as a student at the time and I took work as a prison guard because I thought it would be an interesting job and the opportunity to be around hot guys all the time wasn't that bad either. Life just takes you odd places sometimes.

[-] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 4 points 13 hours ago

They say everybody has a price. What's yours?

[-] Muckle@aussie.zone 2 points 13 hours ago

Judging from my stripper days it'll be $100's a night. Which isn't that bad.

[-] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Nowadays that's downright cheap. You really ought to value yourself more.

[-] Muckle@aussie.zone 1 points 13 hours ago

Ahhh, thanks.

[-] 0ndead@infosec.pub 3 points 14 hours ago

Which prison do you work for?

[-] Muckle@aussie.zone 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I don't want to get into too much information as that could lead to me outing myself. Let's just say it's in NSW

[-] iamericandre@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Do you think that Margret thatcher had girl power?

[-] Muckle@aussie.zone 2 points 13 hours ago

If that's want you call satan's soul then sure.

[-] iamericandre@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Do you think she effectively utilized girl power by funneling money to illegal paramilitary death squads in Northern Ireland?

[-] Muckle@aussie.zone 2 points 12 hours ago

Gonna utilized it some way

[-] kip@piefed.zip 1 points 13 hours ago

what's the best size to value item(s) to fit up the average australian arse?

[-] Muckle@aussie.zone 7 points 13 hours ago
[-] kip@piefed.zip 3 points 13 hours ago

infinite prisoner problem invented and solved at a stroke

[-] Muckle@aussie.zone 2 points 13 hours ago

Fun fact... They already do this

[-] kip@piefed.zip 2 points 13 hours ago

fragile world stability confirmed sustainable only because the fractal australian criminal cannot definitionally breach containment

[-] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.bascul.in 1 points 14 hours ago

What's your opinion on pineapple pizza?

[-] Muckle@aussie.zone 1 points 14 hours ago

The sweetness of the pineapple doesn't contrast well with the taste of the pizza

[-] vrek@programming.dev 3 points 10 hours ago

I agreed with you and considered your opinions and life attitude great.. And then you said this

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