I was surprised how early I got it, I think my oldest was 3 1/2 the first time he said it and I was expecting older. I was being the best parent I could at the time though and I actually felt pretty proud. I took it as a good sign I was doing my job.
I’ve actually never had that from my kids.
Congrats on reaching this milestone.
I particularly love the comment Alain De Botton makes about this.
I don't hit my kids with a belt.
What do you hit them with?
Each other. Two birds, one kid and all that

Edit: That's uh... A bit faster than it was before linking it. 🤔
Wtf?
Huh?
Sorry, this comment read really weird the first time I saw it, like you were accusing the poster of hitting kids with belts or something, but then I came back later and totally realized you were probably making a joke about the way they phrased the title. My bad
You were mostly right the first time. I did a lot of drugs today. Edit: I also hit my kids with nothing at all.
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