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Anon harrasses a coworker
(sh.itjust.works)
Definitely not why anon was written up.
How could he have known that she wouldn't like her shoes being complimented everyday by the bathrooms. And he totally maintained a proper professional distance as agreed.
And he totally maintained a proper professional distance as agreed.
In front of the court when he got handed that restraining order.
Anon replaced his cursor with an eggplant emoji
It was probably the prolonged eye contact while moving the cursor.
Suggestive cursor movements
Fake: anon had interaction with female
Gay: coworker was a male
I think a 4chan user getting into trouble for interacting with a woman is one of the least fake things the site could have.
What's fake is the claim that HR took action on a mouse pointer being close to another.
this post was submitted on 04 Jan 2026
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