Don’t forget that he owes his entire life earnings to a corporation for downloading 180 songs.
They started investigating him as soon as he started downloading that MP3. Did some reconnaissance around the house, got some surveillance intel, consulted a judge and a few expert witnesses, then commenced the on-site op and apprehended him when it was about 90% complete. (That's about how long it took to download MP3s in the 90s.)
At what point did they shoot the dog?
Kristi Noem wasn't working with the government back then.
ACAB. They'll all kill your dog, She just somehow took pride(?) in doing so.
Noem is unique in that she killed her own dog instead of someone else's, and then bragged that it spoke to her leadership skills.
2pac.mp3.exe
Wait, why does the song not start playing when I double-click it?
You have to run the song as an administrator.
go into powershell and type sudo [song name]. sudo is the music player
Su su sudo
Finally makes sense!
I miss that,
These days they just shoot you on the spot
He threatened me with his crt
"he raised his hands, presumably to grab a gun from the ceiling, i had no choice but to fire five warning shots in his head and emptying the rest of the clip in his dog that was tied outside in the yard"
“Fucking bitch”
Swatting became a verb in the 90s.
Swatting wasn't really a thing until the 2000s. The term wasn't even really coined until nearly the end of the 2000s. The FBI was using it in like 2008 or so.
See Wikipedia or this FBI archive article https://archives.fbi.gov/archives/news/stories/2008/february/swatting020408
There weren’t many ways to make anonymous phone calls in the 90s, you had to find 10¢ and go into town to find a pay phone.
The only time I even got a notice from my ISP about pirating shit is if I downloaded anything made by Disney or Nintendo.
it really was like that.
I remember one time I got spooked that I was about to be raided and took all my backups (on DVDs) to a friends house after a loooong and winding path to their house to ensure I wasn't followed.
when I dropped it off all he asked was, "can I copy what you have?"
told him he could copy whatever he wanted if he had the drive space. it was a full binder of 100 data DVDs.
was never raided but I was looking over my shoulder for weeks after that.
These days, making a U-turn could be your last.
Don't exaggera...
Never mind. My bad.
Heil Trumpler! 🫶🙏✝️🫣
Still remember downloading nirvana_smells_like_teen_spirit.mp3 for the first time. It may have taken 25 minutes on Napster, but nothing has ever sounded so good played out of my aux speakers in Winamp.
Narrator: "what sounded so good was horse porn"
In the 00's, its the same except he's playing CoD.
Gotta love the frosted tips detail.
I liked the can of Surge
now this happens when you post wild shit on social
Du bist so 1 Pimmel.
Got'em. Wie peinlich.
Growing up for the final 6 months of the 90s, you mean? Napster launched June 1, 1999...
Thank you for bringing logic here. I remember Napster and Kazaa and LimeWire being a problem in the early 2000s.
Pretty sure the stormtroopers were murdering 500,000 iraqi kids too... But I guess that's not a popular tale in the imperial core.
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