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[-] ElectroVagrant@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

You're only allowed to put rolls of one ply toilet paper in the shark's fins, to simulate using sharkskin toilet paper that rubs your booty raw.

[-] Mastaful@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

But... shark skin is smooth.

[-] ElectroVagrant@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[-] Mastaful@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

I present to you the only source i need to prove you wrong.

[-] ElectroVagrant@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

how is this source not shark rule34, smh

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

When I buy my next house, I will certainly be decorating every bathroom with one of these bad boys!

[-] yyyesss@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

toilet shark, do do do do do do toilet shark, do do do do do do toilet shark, do do do do do do toilet shark

[-] Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Scares the shit out of me every morning

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

"Are you done, you little shit?"

Probably the shark.

this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2023
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