This post is obviously trolling, but if they’re not then OP you’re an addict and your GF is right to leave you. She’s better off finding someone who isn’t going to smoke themselves to death and saddle her with crippling medical debt when you inevitably get cancer and die a slow and horrible death, drowning in all the tar you coated your lungs with.

I think I can help but it will take more than just words. It will take a demonstration and I will need your help to convince your gf.

But you can say that cigarettes make you better in bed. If you gf is hot and you can convince her, I'm willing to sleep with her and do a bad job to help you look good. After a few sessions to rule out one-off performances and so on, I am confident she'll be convinced.

Lmao nice b8, m8

It's apparently a great way to become single, soon.

It makes your bones more porous and lighter, like a bird