We don't.

It's another thing for right wing grifters to get pointlessly upset about.

In the real world we dont give a shit if people eat them or not.

Personally, I love eating them. But as a 42 year old bloke who could do with losing some weight, I try and avoid them except once every few months.

For me, and I’m sure many others, the overriding feeling whenever this topic comes up is a nagging sense of deja vu. For the best part of a decade, multiple mainstream press stories have wrung their hands about the apparent demise of the fry-up

Won’t somebody think about the sausages.

Like how dare things change! God forbid an avocado gets smashed, what kinda exotic nonsense is this!

I wasn’t aware we were… ought I be? I’m not sure I’ve got the time in my schedule to really throw myself into fretting about another thing to a level I’d be proud of.

What kind of shite is this supposed to be?

I have so many questions

Bubble and squeak in a full English? I think not.

dividing our bubble and squeak-obsessed nation.

We're not obsessed with bubble and squeak though