Ok, which one of you did this?

Ok, I did it for you. I haven't bought any Kindle books in over a year so I feel icky but at least I paid $0 for it.

Love this review: " Unlike Melania's convention speech, this book is a completely original piece."

Nah. I don't want anything to do with her or amazon, even in jest.

@mulcahey

It's at # 14 when I searched. Spreading this everywhere I can. 😆

lmao

JD Boehninger is an author, sailor, skilled woodworker, internationally-ranked tango dancer, and ombudsman. He lives in Oatman, Arizona, with his 14 dogs and (briefly) one cat. He is extremely food-motivated.

Done… and I’m frightened that I might actually read it…

@mulcahey
That was a fun. It costs nothing to "buy" the eBook.

JD Boehninger is SUCH an awesome name lmao

Oh my fucking god, this is a goddamned gem. Trolling master level.

Here but for the grace of God, I go.. Alright.. I'm in.

I have contributed to this act of trolling and I fully approve 😆

It costs ~$7 in Canada, almost worth it :)

You are still giving both Amazon and her name traffic. Remember the old adage of no publicity is bad publicity, so fuck that. Amazon pages alone will never dirty my devices, this isn't really the zing you think it is......

I did my part!

I'd expect we'd rather find one fic on AO3 that's about Melania witnessing Demente go for the big, beautiful Bill, if you get what I mean, and we make that famous.

Probably easier to get it to redirect to Melenia, Blade of Miquella's Fextralife page by simply editing the wiki to change "Melenia" to "Melania."

Nobody would wanna solo her, tho.