Panicked Trump, 79, Ramps Up Deranged Hockey Warnings to Canada (www.thedailybeast.com)

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“I know China very well, President Xi is a friend of mine, I know him very well…The first thing they’re going to do is say you are not allowed to play ice hockey anymore. That’s not good. Canada’s not going to like that,” the president added.

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[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

China is going to tell us not to play hockey anymore, because we’re letting them sell cars here?

Get this sundowner a nap.

[-] Hammerstein@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 weeks ago

The thing that is implied but not stated outright is that if Canada is not subservient to the US, then it must be subservient to China. Obviously, there are more choices for us.

[-] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

The false dichotomy is a thought fallacy often used by the right to argue their points.

[-] nyan@lemmy.cafe 6 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, that's what he was trying to get at. I thought I'd just gotten misdirected to the Beaverton again.

[-] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Someone needs to jersey this old fart and slam him into the boards.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

" Melania was tounging my ass so good I had to put her number in my phone as "roll up the rim to win."

"I made your wife cum so hard they made a Canadian Heritage Minute our of it and Don McKellar played my dick."

" I made Melania so wet that Trudeau deployed a 24 hour infantry unit to stack sandbags around my bed"

[-] Jumbie@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 weeks ago

Just. Fucking. D . . .

[-] iamthetot@piefed.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

I've got a bottle ready.

[-] veeesix@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 weeks ago

He’s worried he won’t be privy to the new hot and steamy locker room talk anymore ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

…Please don’t link DailyBeast.

If you want to stick it to the US, block US tabloids. Please don’t give them views.

[-] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

Here is an alternate Canadian News Source https://globalnews.ca/video/11645943/trump-warns-canada-that-china-wont-let-them-play-hockey-anymore/

Although for all I know it's all American owned now.

[-] IndridCold@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago

Very little of what the sack of orange mayonnaise says shocks me these day, but this got me.

Trump has to be the stupidest mother fucker on the planet right now.

[-] naeap@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

Not as stupid as the idiots believing his verbal diarrhoea

[-] grey_maniac@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

I wonder if his handlers have a pool going for who can get him to say the most deranged thing.

[-] EndlessSummer@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago

You can tell it was bullshit right away because he claimed to have a friend.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

China has a good sledge hockey team.

[-] L_N@piefed.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure he's senile, at this point

[-] lemonySplit@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Literally shits himself in a press conference

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

We in Canada lost our Lacrosse while dealing with the americans and that was our national sport for God's sake! We can't lose our ice hockey to China! /s