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[-] pedz@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Isn't that the Canadian version, avec l'emballage bilingue?!

[-] Dojan@pawb.social 32 points 1 week ago

We have multi-lingual packaging here too. Where I’m from it’s usually quadrilingual, but it could have more or fewer.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Well at least the ones we usually get here say Kinder Überaschung

[-] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

That word looks like "over-ashing", like a teenager overreacting to something their parents said by burning down the house.

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago

It's actually "Überraschung", two r's. Overreacting by developing several rashes?

[-] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

über - over, above

rasch - rash (adverb), quick, hasty

So a literal translation of Überraschung would be something like overrashness. Something that happens very quickly and unexpectedly.

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 12 points 1 week ago

That just means Canadians are better than Americans too then.

😮A joke, building on OP. No human is inherently better or worse than another.

[-] madjo@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

There are US states who’d do well to become Canada’s 11th province.

[-] moody@lemmings.world 5 points 1 week ago

4th territory

[-] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

And they can fuck off. America is completely incompatible with Canadian values. The Democratic party is so far right leaning that they're almost a 1:1 to the Canadian Conservative party. Combine that with the demographics and Canada would immediately be thrown into a rightwing spiral.

No thanks. If they want to join Canada they can emmigrate like anyone else.

[-] Lembot_0006@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

So Trump is not worse than your mom?

[-] Pixel_Jock_17@piefed.ca 11 points 1 week ago

Loved these as a kid. They're the same in Canada

[-] 007ace@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Came here to say the same thing. My kids love them into their teens. Proud Canadian who can have toys in our food, without fear of accidentally eating the toys.

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago
[-] pedz@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

These are so disappointing nowadays that I don't bother trying anymore.

Two or three decades ago, the inside was gooey and runny. Eating one of these was a messy but delicious affair. Now every time I buy one, it feels like a dried paste that has nothing in common with what I was eating as a child. For a while I thought they were just old or bad but apparently it's just how they are now.

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 week ago

and to any americans wondering why someone would even eat a cadburry creme egg outside of easter: in britain they're made of this magical substance called "food" and it really elevates the experience

[-] fascicle@leminal.space 7 points 1 week ago

What's the difference between the European version and the us version

[-] spizzat2@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 week ago

The European version has the toy directly inside the chocolate egg, like you see in the photo.

The US version has the egg split in two inside. Both sides are plastic shells. One side has the toy, and the other side has a weird creme that you scoop out with an included plastic spoon.

[-] wdx@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago

Europe (at least Germany, primarily in Summer) has that very same kinder joy though?

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

In the US though you're not allowed to include toys inside the chocolate because "choking risk." We all think it's dumb too but honestly it just seems like we constantly have more important shit to care about, we're not taking to the streets for some chocolate eggs.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Turns out you're wrong, as is so frequently the case with "common knowledge."

The regulation that prevents it is one that precludes inedible material being added to food, aimed at the addition of sawdust or as a tool to smack down companies literally adding gravel dust into food in the Depression.

Of course, now they just call the sawdust cellulose-based fiber addictive.

One might wonder why, exactly, it is so suspiciously many Americans have such misconceptions about food and product safety regulations.

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

https://www.cpsc.gov/Newsroom/News-Releases/2006/CPSC-Warns-of-Banned-Kinder-Chocolate-Eggs-Containing-Toys-Which-Can-Pose-Choking-Aspiration-Hazards-to-Young-Children

This product is banned for sale in the United States because the toy surprise hidden inside can pose choking and aspiration hazards to children younger than 3 years of age

https://legalclarity.org/kinder-eggs-banned-in-the-u-s-laws-and-import-penalties/

The main concern for safety officials is the risk of choking for young children. The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has determined that objects embedded in confectionery can pose a public health risk because a child might unknowingly swallow the item while eating the chocolate. Under the FD&C Act, it is illegal to introduce such adulterated food products into interstate commerce, which prevents them from being sold or distributed within the United States.

So "yes" but also "choking hazard" and "I really don't care that much, they're just chocolate eggs."

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

They just believe whatever credible-sounding explanation fits the criteria and move on. I say "they" its not just an American problem I'm sure its a human thing. If you spend your whole life fact checking everything you hear youll be researching your entire life.

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

The US version has the egg split in two inside.

We have that version too

[-] pewpew@feddit.it 3 points 1 week ago

We also have the split version in Europe

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

For a long time there was no US version because one dumbass kid choked somewhere sometime or the other. Rather than accept the kid was foolish they banned them outright.

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

But Kinder chocolate sucks. It's not even better than Hershey's.

[-] Damage@feddit.it 28 points 1 week ago

Kinder chocolate isn't good, but Hershey's is straight trash

Hershey, what if chocolate tastes like vomit?

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

I'm not disagreeing with you

[-] INeedANewUserName@piefed.social 18 points 1 week ago

You are entitled to your opinion. I even am known to enjoy Hershey's from time to time. However I don't always want noticeable levels of Butyric acid in my chocolate.

[-] essell@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

In which country are you making the comparison?

Because that matters to chocolate

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Im USian. I prefer Lindt chocolate when I get chocolate at all. I don't eat many sweets these days.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

Wow cool, shitty chocolate with a cheap piece of plastic inside.

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago

in europe the kinder chocolate is much higher quality than in the us

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

The chocolate is good

[-] ttyybb@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Well can't argue with that

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

Wait

Americans don’t have those ?

[-] MML@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

We do but the "prize" isn't allowed to be contained in the candy. But the Hippos are better anyway

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

There was a place down the street selling these and we bought a few. We felt naughty.

[-] roserose56@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

True! I used to buy these every time! The gifts inside where insane for the time.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

The true reason

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