In the UK, life expectancy of a cat is increased 50-100% by not letting it roam free, exact numbers vary between studies.

Flowers never bend in my ass

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Press the foot brake in-between turning on the engine and releasing the handbrake?

Only varient I can come up with because it makes no difference

Philosophically, sure.

In action and presentation, there's overlaps in outcomes

I imagine they're quite hard to do by accident

Preach it brother!

Because you have two choices when choosing a family pet, Cat or Dog. Two choices makes them opposites.

Obviously this is not all logical or rational but that's fine. People are not all logical and rational.

Slack tide ?

That was a passing fancy, a dream of good government.

Reality has hit hard and they've moved on

Yup.

They told me I could choose between ads and a 35% price rise.

I replied "I have a better idea"

Can honestly say I've not missed out watching anything I wanted to watch

Silly meme. Nuclear bombs are much too heavy to wield on the battlefield, and their shape is unsuitable for piercing platemail armour

That depends on the current and voltage