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submitted 2 months ago by DeltronZero@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

They would never be this clever

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 months ago

I definitely believe this could be happening

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 11 points 2 months ago

I hear they try to sync cuming in the theater to when she says "It's Morbin' Time!"

[-] Screen_Shatter@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Well I just got onioned. Thats hilarious and I wouldnt be surprised if it was still true.

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Gay chuds:

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 8 points 2 months ago

I thought this was a real headline.

[-] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 6 points 2 months ago

I'm not convinced it isn't.

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Once again onion your stories are totally believable.

[-] clav64@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

The best satire is the one that could be true.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

If you cum in the theater, please make sure there's someone to swallow everything so the theater staff doesn't have to clean up a mess.

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