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[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 5 days ago

go on date with someone you're not attracted to because she suggested board gaming and you are jonesing for a game

Fall the fuck in love

It doesn't work out but you now have an additional body type that you find very attractive

Profit

[-] bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 4 days ago

A good time is a good time. Grossly wholesome.

[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 4 days ago

It's not gross, it's learning to like actual people rather than photoshopped/ai porn characters.

I dated a guy with a big belly for years, it didn't start out as a feature I liked but it became something I liked over time, because I liked him.

Now I like the hockey torso and the bear torso, that's a W and I'll take it. Do you have any idea how many more chubby guys there are out there?

[-] starik@lemmy.zip 26 points 5 days ago

What is 4 Chan like these days? Is it less popular now that you can just find all that insane shit on Twitter and running the government?

[-] OctopusNemeses@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

One time I saw when an anon posted archive links to threads that were full of broken bots. Apparently if you snipe one of the commonly posted threads in /g/ then the bots will malfunction and post nonsense.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago

Deep fried and burned beyond recognition

[-] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

Maybe I am a fat ugly bitch…

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 4 days ago

Fake- okay probably not Gay- anon knows what it's like to reject women

this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2026
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