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Turtles are so much better than he ever was.
Rest in piss.
🐢
I propose having Donald Trump personally operate on dear Mitch. He has all the knowledge he needs for a...successful outcome.
This vile ghoul ushered in the death of America by breaking key covenants in governance, and while he's vaguely expressed some sort of remorse since over the years, there will be no forgiveness or peace for him on his deathbed. He will only be hailed by a cabal of grinning sycophants encircling his frail shell, chanting "you made this all possible" as they lean in to devour his rotting carcass. Thanks for nothing, Mitch.
Get wrecked, bozo 🤡
It's Mitch mcuckas to y'all.
Had he been good like Kevin's mom from home alone, we would all be bawling. But I don't know, I was fine with Kevin's mom passing because she was plenty old. My mom is old but I know her personally so I would cry for a few months on and off.
But mitch DA bi*ch? I think hell is currently preparing a welcome party... Forks cherry red ready for comfortable ass impalement. A nice pfffsssss noise just sizzling and foaming.
But I don't judge. I'm probably going to hell too although I'm just gonna be there randomly moving along. I'm probably only going to be gently emancipated for eternity. Maybe only a little sizzling and acid pickling but not for many thousands of ages. Maybe a few thousand years. It gets easier with friends.
Wow! That's a huge violin! Don't have one smaller?
"It sure is, Tiny Elvis!"
Image shows a scene from the "Tiny Elvis" skit on Saturday Night Live where the characters are lounging in a room. Tiny Elvis is at the center, looking at objects and calling them huge.
No one did as much as Turtle McTraitor did to make the United States a fascist nation.
Hmmm... Roger Ailes?
I kinda want to see him live longer so he can deal with the consequences of his own actions.
Monthly gotta stick the giblets back in the hole checkup.
O thank God. Now he can't nominate another supreme court justice
Suffer you horrible pile of shit, suffer the wrath you brought to millions, billions of times over and over.
Suffer!
I have despised this guy for decades, what a nasty piece of work.
GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT MITCH
The light from the hell fires?
Good
“His prognosis is positive and he is grateful for the excellent care he is receiving,”
Damn it
Death is too good a faster for the people who deserve it the most.
Why is he still clinging to the vestiges of his power and not resting at home? These people are fucking pathological.
In most states, if a Senator leaves office for any reason, the state's governor would be empowered to appoint a replacement until a special election can be held. Kentucky, however, has two powerful Republican Senators, and a Democratic Governor. So after some back and forth, the legislature passed a bill (over the Governor's veto) that said the Governor could not appoint anyone, but could only schedule the special election, letting the seat remain vacant.
However, it is possible the governor might ignore the law and appoint someone anyway, and let the Senate deal with accepting the appointment.
You could ask Dianne Feinstein the same question. God only knows what keeps Chuck Grassley ticking.
These people are fucking pathological.
Elderly people are stubborn as old nails. They don't just move out of the way on their own.
The better question is what's keeping them affixed to their positions. Enormous amounts of money go to defending incumbents with full on dementia. And party loyalists consider their aging leadership sacrosanct.
On top of all that, Senators get the best health care benefits in the world. Keeping your job is - in some ways - a predicate for your very survival.
Mostly good points but I'm pretty sure the healthcare plan is for life so it's literally just influence driving them
Fuck this guy. Fuck everything he's ever done. I hope he rests in piss. Representative of one of the most impoverished states in America, married to a billionaire, shit his pants before Trump made it cool.
I hope it hurts when he dies
I hope he suffers.
I normally only want good things for all people, but I hope it hurts.
NOOOOOOOOO!
KEEP HIM ALIVE!!!!
He should be forced to watch the result of the years of his corruption, evil and vileness.
Death is too good for him
It seems only the good die young :/
"flulike symptoms"
Moscow Mitch is fully vaccinated, while supporting policies that will make it impossible for most Americans to get an up-to-date vaccine.
Reminds me of Covid, when the fully-vaccinated redcaps were going on and on about the "dangers" of the jab
H5N1 is going to burn through North America, and we in the states will be fish in a barrel. No new vaccines are being developed, and the existing ones aren't being updated.
You seem to be ingesting propaganda from a firehose.
I hope your unvaccinated ass gets hit hard.
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