Rage on Behalf of the Machine
"The US government will evacuate US citizens who have been unable to book commercial transit..."
And "The US embassy is not evacuating US citizens at this time. There is a commercially available flight available..."
There's a word we Americans like to use for liars who stretch the truth to fit their narrative: Republicans. Be a shame if we had to change it.
Every time I read this it about has me crying laughing, it's perfect
Since rest of the thread is undirected anger without naming names, let's name names!

Holy shit how are Boe Jiden's consumer protection agencies so based all day long? Not only do we have this EXCELLENT SHIT from the CFPB, we also get the constant anti-trust lawsuits from QUEEN Lina Khan, who is making the FTC relevant again!
Antitrust has been dead for generations, and for the first time in my+grandparents lifetime we see the government trying to reign in the travesty that is American corporatism. Fuck damn I love to see it!
People were shitty monsters before capitalism, and after too. People have been people regardless of economic system.
I used to be a daily Reddit doomscroller, but now I just vibe on Lemmy. I only ever visit reddit now to experience my niches that don't yet have a community here, and that's just to watch, not contribute.
I look forward to the future, where communities aren't corralled into one website, where different interests can be free of anything overarching.
Nah mine flows better, thanks tho
Clown egg appreciate states?
Holy clickbait batman, you can say the judge didn't recuse in the headline.
Context: The absolute chad on the right is Diogenes of Sinope, ancient Greek philosopher who took Cynicism (asceticism and rejection of social norms) to its logical extremes.
He was once visited by Alexander the Great, yes, that one, where Alexander asked if he could do anything for the famous philosopher, who lived in a clay wine jug in the marketplace by choice.
"Stand a little out of my sun" was Diogenes' reply to the most powerful man in the world.
To that Alexander replied "If I weren't Alexander, I would like to be Diogenes". Supposedly Diogenes agreed, stating that "If I were not Diogenes, I too would like to be Diogenes ".
Behold my works, ye mighty, and despair!