What should I be wary of while I get drunk while watching the Super Bowl? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 3 months ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Their talons. Sharp as fuck. Make sure the glove is extra thicc

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Gambling apps

[-] VoxAliorum@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Beware the Jabberwocky!

[-] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Drink water before bed. Turn off internet on phone to not spam chats/drunk order something weird.

[-] Astrius@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

The pizza you will inevitably leave out for insects.

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

The man in your walls

[-] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

the halftime show will be the main event

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

The halftime show is the main reason I'm watching

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

Kid Rock?

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

Bad Bunny

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

False flag attack?

Edit- everyone was okay and the half time show was fantastic. maybe unity can actually work out after all.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

The butsecks

Happens every damn year.

[-] Raise_a_Thoth@beehaw.org 3 points 3 months ago

Falling for bad companies (most companies) because they make a really good commercial.

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

The only commercials I want to see are for movies

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

Forgetting your Super Fork to eat your Super Salad with.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

Another round of tofu for the boys?

[-] Sludge@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Eating too much fried food/junk food - it has permission l potential to really mess up your stomach and you don't want to be shitting your brains out during the halftime show

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The whole point of the Stupid Bowl is to eat the shit junk food in the ads, then take the drugs to digest them in the other ads, then get cancer surgery highlighted in yet other ads. Ask your doctor if this is right for you.

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

I'm considering getting fried chicken

[-] limer@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

Owls do like that, I think, but live mice better.

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

I have live mice in my apartment I'd like to be rid of

[-] limer@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

Win-Win

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