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What should I be wary of while I get drunk while watching the Super Bowl? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 3 days ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

Forgetting your Super Fork to eat your Super Salad with.

[-] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Drink water before bed. Turn off internet on phone to not spam chats/drunk order something weird.

[-] Astrius@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

The pizza you will inevitably leave out for insects.

[-] VoxAliorum@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

Beware the Jabberwocky!

[-] Raise_a_Thoth@beehaw.org 3 points 2 days ago

Falling for bad companies (most companies) because they make a really good commercial.

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

The only commercials I want to see are for movies

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Their talons. Sharp as fuck. Make sure the glove is extra thicc

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

The man in your walls

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

The butsecks

Happens every damn year.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Gambling apps

[-] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

the halftime show will be the main event

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

The halftime show is the main reason I'm watching

[-] Sludge@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Eating too much fried food/junk food - it has permission l potential to really mess up your stomach and you don't want to be shitting your brains out during the halftime show

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The whole point of the Stupid Bowl is to eat the shit junk food in the ads, then take the drugs to digest them in the other ads, then get cancer surgery highlighted in yet other ads. Ask your doctor is this is right for you.

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

I'm considering getting fried chicken

[-] limer@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

Owls do like that, I think, but live mice better.

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

I have live mice in my apartment I'd like to be rid of

[-] limer@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

Win-Win

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