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[-] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 23 points 1 month ago

What's studdering? Something to do with breeding animals, I assume?

[-] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

I think they mean if they put on an eye piece and start repairing a watch in front of you. Happened to me so many times.

Someone who studders.

[-] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 15 points 1 month ago

Ahhh - thanks for the excellent explanation, my fellow simian!

[-] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Ape alone... weak. Apes together... talk shit on internet

[-] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 3 points 1 month ago

Amen, brother!

Kinda feels weird to say considering I'm atheist...

[-] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Its when a group of students are studying particularly hard

[-] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago

"Employees were complaining about low morale. So we threw them a mandatory after work pizza party for team building! It was a real hit, almost everyone showed up!"

[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"It wasn't even paid. They just really wanted ~~their job~~pizza."

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Your average hiring manager for IC level employees will have no insight into that.

[-] then_three_more@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Add I the end of the question, "that had a positive impact on you" they're an employee too afterall

[-] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

"We are actually a 3rd party responsible for finding and hiring candidates for our clients. We largely operate independently from the company."

[-] thesystemisdown@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

That too is an insight into the company.

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

"studdering"?? I wish I could afford that

[-] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 7 points 1 month ago

Those surveys are just theatre is what I want to hear.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

"We opened a position in response to feedback from the person whose former role you're interviewing for."

"You increased staffing?"

"No. We created an opening in response to their feedback."

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

He fed us a suggestion, then we kicked his back.

[-] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

We politely asked him not to leave an ass print on the door on his way out, because we're a family here.

[-] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

"We fixed the glitch"

[-] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

It will ensure you don’t get hired is all it will do.

[-] FahrenheitGhost@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Cue the LinkedIn lunatic ranting that employment candidates asking critical questions of hiring organizations are a cancer on all industries.

[-] m3t00@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

does the bathroom have a good fart fan

[-] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 weeks ago

Or at least an air freshener...

[-] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

It will go you those insights but it won’t give you the job .

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

If i wanted to be jobless, sure. lol

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Don't be so sure. Honestly, even if this question would have made me feel uncomfortable in the moment, I can tell you that it would elevate my opinion of any candidate I was interviewing because it's actually a very thoughtful but also important thing to consider. I actually can't recall at the moment anybody ever asking something like this in any interview I've done -- normally it's the basic stuff like "do you like working here" or "can you walk me through your typical day" kind of questions.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 4 weeks ago

I'm sure that in your interviews youre actually evaluating the candidate. My interviews are just to make sure I'm willing to actually show up.

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It behooves you to ask the interviewer some questions, too. It helps to give you an idea about whether or not you want to work there.

There were definitely times when I had a bad interview, I still got the job, and I wished that I hadn't. Don't ignore warning signs because you're desperate! Sometimes it's better to have no job at all.

[-] PineRune@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

For the people that can't afford not to take the crappy job, sometimes it's best to just take it but keep looking for something better. Not everybody has money in the bank to be picky about employment.

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[-] ToTheGraveMyLove@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

If nobody ever questioned anything, nothing would ever change. Be the change you want to see, and stop shitting on people for actually standing up for something.

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[-] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

This is my reality.

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Oh yes, this is delicious! I'm making a note now.

[-] undree@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

If they don't answer with the STAR method I am walking

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[-] Eczpurt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Situation, Task, Action, Result.

A basic guideline for answering questions with some degree of completeness.

[-] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

What does ‘studdering’ mean, could you inform me by any chance?

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's when a person can't spelt very good.

Now I don't want to fix the title.

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

It's what happens after farding and shidding.

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