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[-] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago

I put them in, I take them out. I play with them a little bit.

[-] mathemachristian@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago

roughly 4/3 liters of Hydrogen mixed with 2/3 liters of Oxygen. My body is a machine that turns gallons of explosive gases into piss

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago
[-] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 7 points 6 days ago

As many as will fit

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 7 points 6 days ago

Oh, just the normal amount.

[-] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 4 points 6 days ago

All of them.

[-] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 days ago

All of them and then some

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago
[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago
[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

How do you ingest approximately 0.14 of a chemical?

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago

You can be a chem-pi-on and try

[-] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago

You don’t, you ingest 3.14159265………..

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

To ingest pi chemicals, you need to ingest 3 chemicals and 0.14 of one chemical. Otherwise it isn't pi chemicals, it's pi of one chemical

[-] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 days ago

I guess I was poking at pi not being 3.14, but 3.1415 etc.

But your way is good too.

[-] PowerCrazy@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 days ago

I too put exactly 3 chemicals into my body.

[-] GaumBeist@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago

no, I would never, and you can't prove I did. And it's not my fault. And it's not that big of a deal anyway. And it's too late to do anything about it now.

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