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The Mismatched Druid (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[-] Mniot@programming.dev 3 points 3 hours ago

I've always liked playing under-powered or useless or cursed characters. But you have to make sure the whole group is into it. Just because I want to play the germophobic sword-fighter who can't be in melee range doesn't mean anyone else wants to be part of that story...

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Nobody in my group wanted to do any sidequests when I was playing as a faery dragon that specialized in support spells and we got wind of an undead outbreak. Faery Dragons are extremely against undead, so my character went to stop the zombies all by himself and lost an arm, an eye and nearly died because my party members were metagaming dumbasses trying to go straight for the BBEG at level fucking 2.

Even the DM was disappointed and then gave me some sick new powers to allow me to be better solo if it happened again.

[-] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 15 points 22 hours ago

[off topic]

Short science fiction story. Can't recall author or title.

Post WW3 magic has returned and almost all tech is gone.

Wizard can control anything he knows the true name of, but humans never tell anyone else their true names and animals can't speak.

Finds a book from the Before Times; the book lists all the Latin names of animals.

Now the most powerful mage alive.

[-] Sidhean@piefed.social 1 points 3 hours ago

Why is latin the magic language?

[-] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 4 points 2 hours ago

Because that's what the author chose.

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago

If you remove the WW3 detail, this is just the Shadowrun setting

[-] MohamedMoney@feddit.org 40 points 1 day ago

This feels like Terry Pratchett already did this

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 day ago

Ooh, how about plants speaking whatever language is most common in their area? Ie, absolutely ANCIENT elf sings to their plants in a now dead dialect

[-] Hackworth@piefed.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Similar to what happens to druids when the environment gets corrupted, I imagine. Gotta start learning the language of the microplastics and PFAS. Possible Druid to Tinkerer pipeline.

this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2026
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