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[-] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

Ok yeah but how is this fediverse news?

[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It’s not. It’s off topic and should be deleted

Edit: can we please stop upvoting everything that insults Reddit? If you are defined by hating your ex, you need a new personality.

[-] lambalicious@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 months ago

There's a lot of things to hate in the world – it's the mark of wanting to make it better. If you are defined by thinking that hating Reddit is significant, you need a hobby.

[-] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago

We're already at the point where people upvote anything regardless of where it's posted. Good luck asking the general population to watch for specific subjects.

[-] Archon_Warslut@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

fucking reddit

[-] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 months ago
[-] SirMaple__@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago
[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 2 points 2 months ago

I honestly don't know. But I look for videos and pictures to archive on the Fediverse and saw someone complaining about this ad they saw.

[-] veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

There are memes and communities I am still waiting for them to move here ;_;

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago

Brother they've been doing that for months

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I thought Hulk Hogan was dead...

[-] el_twitto@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago
[-] October1@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

And fuck the US

[-] Jumbie@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

As a staff, record label and as a motherfuckin’ crew.

America is becoming its own thing and Americans are being rounded up like cattle. Meh. It's only gonna get worse and I feel bad for every non-imperialist American. The rest just get what they've always supported, they get to live their values!

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Imagine thinking this government would pay you lol

[-] zd9@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

"The government" is (or at least was, not anymore) very stable and reliable, even though you can't get as much as you could in the private sector. However Trump and this regime are notorious for cheating their workers. I just wanted to make that distinction.

[-] Asafum@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

"US Border Patrol"

Tagline: Go Beyond.

....um no? You're not supposed to be going beyond the border. That's like the whole point of the thing...

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Ok.....hear me out. We all join ICE, but then we BARELY do our jobs. And we agree to do whatever they say. Then we don't do it. We clog up the system from the inside with insubordination. But we do it in a way that makes them think we're trying to follow orders, and are just really really stupid.

"Ok Johnson, shoot the brown guy!"

shoots 15 feet above the brown guy into a brick wall behind him

"YEAH!!! I DID IT!!!"

"NO YOU DIDN'T!!! HE'S GETTING AWAY!!!"

"DON'T YELL AT ME MISTER MAN!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??? I'M ICE!!!"

"We're all ICE.....and he got away!"

"Is that good?"

"NO THAT'S NOT GOOD!!!"

"Did he win the race?"

"What race???"

"Uhhhhh.......Formula 1?"

"What?"

"Vroom vroom!!!"

"What is wrong with you???"

"My father used to punish me severely."

We just gotta act like idiots who mean well in their racist system, but keep screwing up.

But here's the main thing.....we DON'T kill people. Even if they fire us in 2 weeks, we will have clogged up their little system, drained their budget, and made the whole thing a mess.

Fuck right off.

[-] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

How long does it take to train, and how much would I earn while training, if I elected to quit after training, but prior to any operational assignment?

[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 4 points 2 months ago

They don't actually pay

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Wait-- their slogan is "go beyond?" That's so parodic I can't believe it's true...

... WHAT.

NOPE, IT'S TRUE.

How is this government so completely and entirely inept?

[-] BannedVoice@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Only 30k now? The morons who joined earlier got 50k which I suppose makes them less moronic than the morons joining for 30k.

I heard this season they are offering a sick load out with southern border camo.

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