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What's yours?
(piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)
Who's the main character in stranger things ?
You're just four kids now.
The Doctor ...does that make me a new regeneration?
Smut writer
former Vault dweller? Thanks a lot Fallout :(
Vault dweller. Fuck.
A bear with a large house and no job as far as I'm aware.
I’m late to the party and also laundering money in the Ozarks. Fml!
So... I got summoned to another world with a single power: access to an online grocery store with instant delivery. I'm good at cooking but since my ability doesn't involve fighting, I got expelled from the "hero party". Now a mythical fenrir has made a familiar contract with me and protects me as long as I cook him delicious meals.
It's not a bad way of life I must say.
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Large animal veterinarian. I think my arms are too short.
I'm captaining a WW2 German U-Boot.
FUCK!
Saving mankind from the Goa'ould and the Replicators by exploring new planets using the Stargate to make alliances and aquire advanced weapons and technology for Earth to fight back with.
I get to be a lower deck starfleet commander in a post scarcity universe.
Thats even better then winning the lottery!!
Working at my wealthy father’s fashion magazine… weird
Guess I'm solving x-files now
Well, "solving". Your main occupation is believing.
Mutant hunting detective
I'm not sure Fionna has a job at this point. Gonna go be a hero/adventurer now maybe?
An author with OCD 🤷♂️ was watching as good as it gets
I am running a space station and leading a coalition of aliens in a fight for survival in a war against the shadows
Devil Hunter for the Public Safety Bureau (Chainsaw Man). I'm in danger 🥲
Blood analyst and serial killer
Does Elmo have a job? I guess I'm unemployed?
Oh god. The Pitt.
Scullery maid (and Disney princess)
Elite soldier in ancient China
A lawyer that runs a bowling alley.
I am... The Last Dragon.
Rampart, this is Squad-51. How do you read?
I suppose that would be OK.. as long as the 'curse' came with the requisite knowledge and skills.
I've been watching Party Down. So, I guess I'm a bar tender for a catering company. But, I'm also about 30 years younger, have a hot girlfriend, and living in the before times, so, yeah, sign me up.
Doctor.
Northern Exposure is a nice little show
Such a magical little town and one of my favorite comfort shows.
Delivering pizza to a sorority house with no cash.
Hockey. 🫦
I'm a Fry Cook...despite really wanting to be the manager of the Krusty Krab 2.
I run a hotel in hell.
Famous actor! Ah!
Physics professor
Arms dealer! (The Night Manager)
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