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End my torment (midwest.social)
submitted 2 months ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/theonion@midwest.social
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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/34296302

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[-] marlowe221@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Now that is how you filibuster!

[-] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

I still think that Baby Shark or The Song That Never Ends would be more effective, but hey, let's go with it.

[-] MSBBritain@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Naaaaa, Na Na, Nanana Naaaaaaa, Nanana Naaaaaaa, Naaa Naaa...

[-] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

whAAAAooohwHAAA

[-] dhork@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

How rude! That's Sir Paul McCartney, and don't you ever forget it!

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

*Unhinged Sir Paul McCartney

[-] dhork@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I'll allow it

[-] just_another_person@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

For the books

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

for almost 60 years, the cross-town rivalry football game has ended with this song and the winning team's fans jingling their car keys in the air. what's funny is we all walk to the game, it's not that big a town.

this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2026
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