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[-] leave_it_blank@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago

As a non native English speaker this is painful to read grammatically.

[-] 48954246@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago

Edibles are surprisingly scary. One time when I was very high I sneezed and heard my dog say "Bless you" from the other room. I didn't even think to question it. I just replied "Thank you, bud".

A few hours later I was thinking about it and remembered that I don't even have a dog.

[-] Quokka@quokk.au 17 points 1 month ago

Can you translate that to early 2000s 1337 speak?

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 29 points 1 month ago

As a native English speaker, this is painful to read grammatically.

[-] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

As a native speaker it's gibberish.

[-] homes@piefed.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I wish weed got me this high.

[-] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 12 points 1 month ago

I've been this high. But it was PCP, not weed. Saw a book picked it up and read it for about 10 minutes before realizing it was still on the shelf.

[-] PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

weed gets nobody this high

[-] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Where it comes from makes a hell of a difference.

I've had a lot of weed that just gets me light headed, some that lean towards effecting my mood (both negative and positively), and...

very rarely I'll find someone that has weed that can make colors seem 200% more vibrant and completely knock me on my ass. Just gotta shop around.

[-] Senseless@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

Same. Mostly nothing at all happens, sometimes I feel a bit light headed, but nothing like this.

[-] Venator@lemmy.nz 9 points 1 month ago

It was probably just his neighbours dog that said it.

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