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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by recursive_recursion@piefed.ca to c/bicycles@lemmy.ca

Ignoring the thumbnail, the content creator provides an excellent thorough testing and breakdown of all bike locks and demonstrates the pros and cons of each.

TL;DW:

  • the Kryptonite Diamond Standard came out on top of all tests/charts.

Edit:

  • added specific Kryptonite lock name
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[-] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Uncuttable means bolt cutters can’t defeat them. No lock is going to be completely undefeatable.

[-] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago

At one point you'll be more frustrated by the damage on your lock than the theft of your bike.

[-] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 14 points 1 month ago

To quote a friend "nothing's going to stop a drunk tradie with a cutting disk on their angle grinder".

[-] Evkob@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 month ago

Yeah, if someone truly wants your bike, they can get it. Locking a bike somewhere in a city is about making the would-be thief look for an easier target. Outrunning your hiking partner, not the bear.

[-] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago

I've had five bikes stolen. I've got an Kryptonite NYC mini which has done me well since. But my bike at the moment is shit looking, it's kinda just shit. I put all the nice parts from my busted carbon fibre racer onto an old apollo frame.

But totally, outrun the bear. Plus don't leave it locked anywhere outside overnight. In Melbourne that a guaranteed theft these days.

[-] bismuthbob@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Yep. In the same way, bolt-on wheels are better than quick-release wheels in a city.

[-] Ulrich@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

the Kryptonite Diamond Standard came out on top of all tests/charts

Okay but were they able to cut it?

[-] Robomekk@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago

>10 cutting discs on an angle grinder. So not really reasonably.

Though they do mention that usually bike racks are easier to cut through than that anyways.

[-] Ulrich@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago

Wow that's impressive!

[-] Sakurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

This was great content. I wasn’t aware Kryptonite had a new lock in this segment and it looks awesome! Still pretty satisfied with my Hiplok chain for portability but if I get an e-bike the vultures will be circling…

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