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[-] poweruser@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 days ago

My high horse

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

My dick

[-] Plum@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

4 hours of sleep

[-] FrostyTrichs@crazypeople.online 8 points 6 days ago

I'm smoking weed. 💚

[-] mech@feddit.org 8 points 6 days ago

your mom

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago

The rag

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

A couch

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Amitriptyline and a soft pretzel.

[-] Territorial@piefed.ca 5 points 6 days ago

Antibiotics

[-] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

The toilet

[-] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Poutine? The food, not the dictator.

[-] Willoughby@piefed.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Xmpp, Matrix, Lemmy and to a lesser extent, Mastodon and a bit of IRC when things really go below zero.

[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 days ago

It's more a question of "what am I in withdrawal from?"

[-] marcie@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

the trick is to do weed every other day and shrooms every other day. dodge withdrawals

[-] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

Earth

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