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Dice Time Out (lemmy.zip)

Not getting the option for alt text, so I'll put it here.

alt textA tumblr post by @memewhore, showing an Amazon listing: "DnD Dice Jail - Time Out Chair & Dunce Hat - Punish Your Bad Dice in our Chair Of Shame - Accessories / Gift for Dungeons and Dragons...." and the picture with the listing indeed shows a d20 in a small chair, with a red dunce cap on it.

@clickity-clack-math-rocks adds "I just need everyone to acknowledge this review of the misbehaving math rock chair" and posts a screenshot of a review. The review says "I've been struggling with some very poorly behaved dice during my current dnd campaign. So many crit fails, horrible luck on the wild magic table, and the list goes on. Even just having this chair present helps the dice remember who they are here to serve. I've had to make a few public examples, but after that the dice have been staying in line, even the d100s. My dm doesn't even know what to do anymore."

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[-] AyuTsukasa@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 minutes ago

Inflation is crazy Jeez

[-] dlsloop@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 hours ago
[-] rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social 1 points 48 minutes ago

Technically it's both. The dunce gets to watch all the other dice diceing.

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 hours ago

Need a mock execution set of my dice to remind them of their place.

this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2026
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