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[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 71 points 1 month ago

They both like FLOSS

[-] org@lemmy.org 1 points 1 week ago

Brilliant.

[-] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

Not following their own professional advice

[-] ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 20 points 1 month ago

Unpaid student loan debt

[-] xoggy@programming.dev 15 points 1 month ago

When things look gnarly they pull out root.

[-] CombatWombat@feddit.online 13 points 1 month ago

They both have to be careful about bites (bytes)?

[-] bricked@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago

They have a mouthful of problems

[-] hornywarthogfart@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

And solutions!

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Questions about live and work.

[-] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago

they peek and poke?

[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

They drill down to the root of the problem.

[-] meow@discuss.tchncs.de -1 points 1 month ago

They will be homeless, no that cant be it. Dentists have at least some job future. Dentists also don't work in cubicles, or at home...

I think i got it! Is the dentist field also dominated by furries, femboys, and neckbeards??

this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2026

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