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War as a Service.
I wonder when they're going to drop in loot boxes.
It’s basically the geopolitical version of releasing a game in alpha, getting review-bombed, then delisting it and relaunching six months later under a new title with 80% of the same assets and a slightly different trailer voiceover.
Just let Valve develop it
Great, now we don't even own the war, but we can wear a variety of silly hats!
World War 365
Pretty sure they renamed it to Copilot
Wars are subscription based now. Instead of one massive and enormously expensive short-term conflict, you get a decades-long enormously expensive conflict.
I suppose the Cold War was arguably one of these too.
Uh...How do I cancel? Tired of paying for this, don't want it, never wanted it.
We have to lobby Israel so they bribe our politicians to do it.
Vote out the lobby groups pushing American politicians into war.
Oh wait, you can't. Your democracy sucks ha ha
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unsubscribe! unsubscribe!
If you try to unsubscribe you’re a traitor, and probably antisemitic…somehow!
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AKA, the forever war, from 1984, where war is waged specifically to waste and destroy the product of economies, to keep the proles poor, and thus unable to rise up against their oligarchical masters.
We’ve always been at war with Iran.
They've been an imminent threat for decades now!
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WW365
WWCopilot
Upgrade to premium to receive rations
When war is baseline, and peace requires an ultimate seasonpass to enable purchasing it as pay per view. Luckily getting access to the unaffordable housing dlc only requires purchasing the "falsely advertised tertiary education with no actual marketable skillset"...
WWX brought to you by Charleston Chews
Valve: WW Alyx
We've moved from waterfall through to an agile continuous-delivery world war paradigm.
Oh god, are we sprinting toward the downfall of civilization?
Perhaps. We’ll know when the authorities feel they Kanban books.
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Here comes the Cuba DLC
* Cuba Season
WW Pro XL ™
Platinum Edition
I knew Valve was behind WW1 and WW2...
Subscribe to the World War Battle Pass and revive your free military skin.
That's actually really convenient for managing shareholder value expectations.
“Windows 10 will be the last Windows you need”
WW s09e21The One With The Middle East (Part 7)
What we forgot is that peace is the subscription model. The institutions supporting it require constant attention and care. Once you take them for granted and decide they’re not needed, that’s when the default, war, comes back.
I'm buying the battlepass (going shopping at a military surplus store)
And the dlc's have increased in price dramatically lately.
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