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submitted 1 year ago by M0oP0o@mander.xyz to c/fuckcars@lemmy.world

One of these pulled up at my workplace today and I can not get over how stupid they look and that got me thinking, who thought making a shittier version of an Odyssey was a good idea.

This thing can't be useful as a truck, can't seat as many as a van, costs $50k and burns more gas then an Odyssey (10l/100km hwy vs 8l/100km hwy). Does anyone who drives these things think they are hot shit?

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[-] thantik@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

Honestly the reason all these super big trucks exist now, instead of the small ones, is corporations getting around the spirit of the law, by following the letter of the law. When they tightened emissions controls around trucks, the way to get looser emissions was a larger truck. So they super-sized them and here we are today, with these stupid monstrosities.

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 14 points 1 year ago

The more I look at the new big little trucks the more I can not believe the bad fuel economy being sold as green-eco-greatness in these things.

A sibling of mine gets to use a fleet truck though work and they got a new ford platinum 1/2 ton truck, stupid fancy. That thing gets 12 to 14 liters per 100k, and that is not great but not bad. But the kicker is THIS THING IS A HYBRID! how does a 1/2 ton truck costing $100k with so much tech and eco marketing not even compete with a b2000 mazda from 1988 (supposed to be the same class fyi)?

[-] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago

Crapitalism strikes again

[-] Poayjay@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

I have a ridgeline. I’m no way do I think I’m hot shit? I’m fact, I get shit for it not being a “real” truck. Odysseys have been on back order for years. You literally can’t buy one (this may have changed recently but that was a big part of why I ended up getting the ridgeline last year). I don’t understand your statement about how it’s not useful as a truck. I regularly have to move 4x8 sheet goods and it works just fine. When I was looking at cars, trucks, vans, and SUVs you’d be surprised at how many can’t do that. It’ll tow our family tent trailer, but not much else. It moves our family of 4 and dog. I don’t need all the seats a van provided. It has a little v6, not a hybrid like the mini van. Of course it won’t get the same fuel economy. Getting more than 20 mpg is pretty good for all the utility it provides. Also the top of the line “black” edition is 50k. I think starting msrp is 38k.

The ridgeline is a step in the right direction. It is the least amount a truck that a truck can be. Every ridgeline sold is an f150 that isn’t. You picked a weird thing to be mad at.

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

The one that was out front had a 4" or less bed. How do you move 4x8 sheets without it hanging out the back? (at that point a van makes a better truck).

I am not in the states so 50k is the base price I looked up here. I have a 3/4 shitbox truck with a v8 that is carbureted (for yard work and towing a 5th wheel a few times a year) it gets better fuel economy then this, please tell me you don't think this is good on gas.

[-] IMongoose@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The 4 doors I've seen have around a 5' bed (the newest ridgline is just over 5'), put down the tailgate and you get close enough to 8' and then use some straps. The honda ridgline would probably be suitable for the majority of personal truck owners. If you use your ford F-teen-thousand that's great, but for every one of you there are 3 "don't scratch my rhino lined bed" mall cowboys.

I do agree that most people who buy trucks or SUVs should just buy a van though. Vans are awesome and people who think they are too cool to drive them are wrong. Vans are too cool for you.

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

Those ford F-teen-thousands also have the odd super short bed. I guess I just wish for the olden tiny trucks like the VW one based on the rabbit.

[-] mdd@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Look up "chicken tax." This is the real reason you can't buy a small import truck.

Ford used to (and probably still does) ship small Transits to the states fitted to carry passengers and then rip out the seats to sell as work vans.

[-] theluckyone@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

As a Subaru Baja owner, I disagree with your opinion. I've been able to safely haul 100 lbs propane tanks, as I feel much safer placing the tanks in the small bed than keeping it in the enclosed cabin of an Outback (or Odyssey). Upgraded the rear strut assemblies to mitigate the sag while carrying 20 bags of 40 lbs of wood pellets. The small bed lets me throw down a tarp and carry a reasonable amount of compost/manure without smelling up the cabin.

It also goes like a raped ape in snow. I find myself having a "snickers craving" during a winter snowstorm, just for the excuse to go driving to the grocery store (if they're still open), hopefully finding someone to pull out of the ditch along the way.

I much prefer the boxer engine in the Subaru over the setup in the Honda (or Hyundai), but to each their own.

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[-] snooggums@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I bought one and while I with they had a version that was compact sized instead of midsized, your hot take is terrible.

It is expensive, but my cars prior to it were a used 1992 Civic si I owned from 2001 till 2014, then I drove our 2005 Camry from 2014 till Dec 2022.

When buying a new car I wanted two primary things: a decent AWD ride and a bed I could put nasty stuff in and hose out after, like mulch and dirt. Something that did not work with enclosed spaces. I tried a few light trucks and they handled poorly or seemed cheaply made. The Tacoma has apparently needed to continue growing and is almost a full size now, too tall. The Ridgeline was the smallest one that seemed well made, had a decent ride, and has a bed I could hose out.

It sits lower than other trucks, so I generally feel small compared to other trucks. No idea why you think it is huge. Don't think I am hot shit, just someone who couldn't find a well made light truck and settled for the closest thing.

On a side note, it works perfectly fine as a truck and nobody buys trucks to seat 8 people.

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

I said it looks silly and I am confused why someone made it.

I do feel your pain of not having any choice of a small truck, but this thing is silly.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Honestly I would love a compact fully electric or hybrid truck that gets better mileage but rides the same as a car with a bed in the back. A two seater or with a short back seat to load stuff in the cab so it is shorter would be even better!

[-] papertowels@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

Thoughts on the ford maverick? As someone who doesn't know trucks, unibody hybrid seems to be the right fit for you.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

I like the idea of a smaller and less expensive light truck and hope they are successful!

Local dealers didn't have one in stock to test drive when I was looking, I don't like buying the first year of a new or completely overhauled model. I also don't trust Ford to make a vehicle that I can rely on for 10+ years.

With Toyota's success with the Prius I was hoping for a hybrid Tacoma, but they only went hybrid with the Tundra (the bigger one).

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[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

My favorite part is that the Odyssey can store larger items because of the removable back seats. If you need to move a fridge, don't call the guy who owns a truck, call the guy who owns an Odyssey.

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[-] magnetosphere@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

The best thing I can say about it is that I’ve seen worse.

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 6 points 1 year ago

Doesn't look any stupider than all the supercabs out there, kept spotless and without a scratch on their beds by shrivel-dicked truckbros who wear ball caps and wraparound sunglasses regardless of the time or weather.

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Yes they all look and are functionally silly.

[-] Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

All the old guys here are salivating for these and buying them up so fast. It's fucked. You're 70. You drive 20kms an hour under the speed limit and can't lift over 10lbs. What the fuck do you need this ugly thing for?

[-] Muffi@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

Why is this thread full of carbrained douchebags rationalizing their planet-killers?

[-] FarceOfWill@infosec.pub 6 points 1 year ago

I think Lemmy has so little car culture they're desperately searching for anyone talking about cars and think this is a good place.

Or they're actual car fuckers who are deeply confused in many ways

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Someone should start a "Fuck Cars Sensually" community, it could be for car fans shitposting things.

[-] rikonium@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’m a car dork, I also sub here for all the reasons this place exists but I’m assuming I’m lumped in with the “car-brained douchebags”. This is a misinformed take by OP picking on one of the “less-bad” pickup body-style vehicles one could pick because it… shares bits with a minivan? That’s the point of it - While it straddles the segments a bit with almost full-size width and mid-size length, it’s still going to net superior fuel economy (comparable the Odyssey too) than pretty most any gas-only crew cab, short bed pickup and he’s picking on it because it’s not “as useful” but that means more weight, using more fuel, etc.

It brings car benefits to a pickup shape and I much rather this exist than another full-size pickup with a chest-high pedestrian-wacker hood line or trying to convince a pickup buyer that they ackshually want a minivan because good ol’ American ego already struggles enough with accepting a unibody pickup. (cue truck-bro “NOT A TRUCK” and “LOL PILOT WITH BED” comments)

they also can’t be lifted as much (as easily) due to their suspension design so you might appreciate that too

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My take is that these stupid new trucks are crap and developing in the wrong direction (also this one looks like a shopping cart, but that is subjective). If this is the "less-bad" pick up then there is no pick up worth buying (hey that might be a whole point as well).

I don't hate this because it shares anything with the minivan, I hate this because it is worse then the minivan and is trying to fill a place in the market that used to be cool. Stop buying stupid giant truck like things. This is not good on gas (20% worse then the Odyssey), not small, still has a "a chest-high pedestrian-wacker hood line" and sticking up for these things just encourages more of them.

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[-] Stanwich@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Ehh. Not very happy with the look but my 2010 ridgeline has been tried tested and true. Great trucks. But they do feel small.

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

It is a Honda, I am sure it will outlast most other manufactures and be reliable. I just don't get how something this size can feel small, is it something to do with the cab?

[-] papertowels@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago

Looked through the comments and was surprised to see nobody brought up the ford maverick - starts at 25k, 40 mpg for the hybrid version.

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Comparing apples to apples, since the price of the Ridgeline here is $50k the maverick starts at $34,795 here, and the hybrid starts at $35,295 according to the ford website.

Still a lot better on both price and fuel (if true), but the four doors, huge size (about the same as the ridgeline) and short (4.5 foot) bed still make me sad. If they had a two door long bed version it would be cool though.

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[-] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

This would probably sell in Australia, where the two most popular cars are the Toyota Hilux and Ford Ranger.

They account for about 25% of the cars on the road and they get nothing but contempt when I'm driving around them.

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[-] Pxtl@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

I used to drive a Pontiac Vibe, which is a resticker of the Toyota Matrix.

With all the seats folded down I could comfortably transport 8 foot long 2x4s in it.

I wonder how many of these ridiculous crew-cabs can't say the same?

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

It seems like trucks are getting bigger and less useful every year. I am flabbergasted by how many times these giant Canyonero like monstrosities are outdone by station wagons and hatchbacks. Hell even some of the former cars have become SUVs (like the outback below) but seemingly lost space/utility:

How it started:

How it is going:

[-] rikonium@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It’s a different set of compromises. It’s actually pretty funny reading this because the Ridgeline is the odd-duck in pickup land with plenty of “not a real truck!! lol minivan!” derision.

Yea it’s not a body-on-frame, tow anything, crawl anywhere vehicle. But it’s a vehicle with an open bed for those with use for it and better fuel efficiency, interior space, comfort than its midsize competitors. It’s the truck most folks can likely do just fine with. Maybe someone wants AWD rather than part-time 4WD, a less trucky ride, etc.

Ignoring HyunKia engine quality and EZ theft, my Sorento can be considered a shit car since it’s not as good off-road as a 4Runner, not as nimble as an Accord, has less space than a Pacifica, uses more fuel than a Prius, cost more than a Mirage and tows less than a Frontier.

But on the flip side, it’s also better off-road than the Accord, seats more than the Frontier, uses less fuel and is smaller than both the 4Runner and Pacifica (gas) and tows more than the Prius. All about the point of comparison and compromises picked, maybe the Ridgeline will make more sense compared to a Tacoma - plenty of potential uses cases out there too that an open bed would be handy for, if you don’t understand it doesn’t mean it’s objectively dumb. (but not me at this time, except maybe a bed would be neat for my bike or trash.)

I think the styling is fine too, it’s just a basic pickup shape, no need to be so dramatic. Have you seen the first gen, or an Avalanche, Santa Cruz, Baja? I prefer this to the Silverado’s base front end too.

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I guess I am just lamenting the death of neat small trucks and cars. This thing is not good on gas, the same size (width and length) as a full size truck, has the same visibility issues that plague new trucks, and seemingly is trying to be all things at the same time.

I get it, you don't have a lot of options in today's market, but this seems like we are going backwards.

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[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

HA, I looked it up and this thing can tow 5000 lbs vs the Odyssey's 3500 lbs.

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