A buttload of money would solve, or at least help, most of my problems. That and a working/non-disabled body and brain. You offerin'?

emotional support

Friends helping to set up guillotines for the Epstein class

You wouldn't want to know

Enough untaxed money to be able to fuck off to a small trailer home or something away from everyone, but still have Internet and within a decent distance of entertainment places I enjoy like theaters.