Right? They're so darn precious!! I love them!! I'm so happy that they came back again this year :)

Here you go bb. Two for one! ;)

This is the cute-ass duck couple that hangs out in a nearby apartment complex's pool when it's closed to humans every spring. I love them.

This was a super helpful comment! Thank you for sharing it with us. :)

What website do you use to extract a decent transcript, if you don't mind me asking?

By looking it up with Google Trends, if I remember correctly

That's what I've been using for aaages. It's perfect, frankly. I highly suggest it.

Hot damn. Are they single? Asking for me.

Poor little things :(

I especially don't want to fuck my dad, wtf

Once again I find myself thinking, "Dammit, Google!"

Thank you very much for the text summary, I really appreciate it :)

Here's a link to the article in the screenshot, in case anyone else was interested in reading it like I was: https://www.freethink.com/futurology/cryogenically-frozen-humans

I didn't know it was possible for me to love the Hard Times even more! This is fantastic. I especially love these bits:

At this moment Steve starts singing ‘here’s my fist it never fails, when I swing it really sails, when it strikes I want to wail, dieeeeee!!!’ and then he just starts bashing in Dan’s skull

and

At press time, it was reported that a spotted blue puppy was seen in LA carrying around the decapitated head of convicted pedophile and former Nickelodeon employee Brian Peck.

Fuck, I just love it so much. Beautiful! Thanks for posting this here, ZeroCool!

Ha!