Wow, how neat!! :D That's super interesting; I don't think I've seen that before. Fairy rings are the coolest, aren't they? Thank you for sharing it with us! :)

AH, I SEE YOU KNOW YOUR JUDO WELL!

Too big to bear any longer.

Hot damn. Are they single? Asking for me.

Poor little things :(

I especially don't want to fuck my dad, wtf

I really appreciate that there's a text version for those of us who can't or won't use videos! Thank you so much for sharing it, too. 💙

Once again I find myself thinking, "Dammit, Google!"

Thank you very much for the text summary, I really appreciate it :)

Here's a link to the article in the screenshot, in case anyone else was interested in reading it like I was: https://www.freethink.com/futurology/cryogenically-frozen-humans

I didn't know it was possible for me to love the Hard Times even more! This is fantastic. I especially love these bits:

At this moment Steve starts singing ‘here’s my fist it never fails, when I swing it really sails, when it strikes I want to wail, dieeeeee!!!’ and then he just starts bashing in Dan’s skull

and

At press time, it was reported that a spotted blue puppy was seen in LA carrying around the decapitated head of convicted pedophile and former Nickelodeon employee Brian Peck.

Fuck, I just love it so much. Beautiful! Thanks for posting this here, ZeroCool!

Ha!

Holy shit! This is how I just found out that bastard finally died! WOOHOO! 🎉

I remember seeing this meme many times over the years with the caption of "Is Kissinger even in this thing!?" I guess he was! He still lived entirely too long, though.

I don't know what the rules are on whether or not we can say things like "I hope he fucking suffered!" or similar, sooooo, I guess I won't say anything like that.