Well, well, well, would you look at that? We've done full circle, haven't we? It's time to go back to the old internet again.

You’d think fucking with our beer would have been the apocalypse moment

Can someone explain? I'm definitely out of the loop on this one

We are living in a real life 1984

We saw the mass adoption of the internet, which before was mostly used by a small group of techies. Now we might be heading to a split: The mass walled garden and a separate smaller but free internet.