Is it sensitive enough to touch my self esteem without damaging it?
Is it sensitive enough to touch my self
Oh no....
esteem without damaging it?
Oh. I thought you were going in a whole different direction there....
A robo hand job is yet another way AI is taking our jerbs
And giving them
All it takes is a bad yank.. and the computers win.
Oh nice, so can I.
But you cost money monthly, require insurance, taxes, food, human rights.
Machine is a one time purchase.
Right, I’ve never once had to fill a cars tank with gas, or change the oil, or pay for any other maintenance on one.
Machines require upkeep. Shit wears out, shit breaks down, shit needs a constant stream of lube oil, coolant by the barrel coming in every month, waste coolant shipped somewhere else all the time, shit stops working for no reason. Shit needs to run to make back any money. You'll have to hire and pay somebody with human rights and an empty stomach since you already know all there is to know about machines. If you think machines don't break go ahead and open yourself up a machine shop and see how long it lasts with a $0 maintenance budget. Speedrun turning a million dollars into a pile of rusty scrap metal.

It is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed.
I take a potato chip with my carbonfiber prosthetic hand... and I eat it!
It’s strong enough to crush a boulder! But gentle enough to crush a butterfly.
They did surgery on a grape
How about egg doe


I tried this with my Kia Forte and destroyed my priceless Fabergé egg collection. I’m ruined!
Why not just use a raspberry or a potatoe chip instead of objects as fragile as them?
You'd have to keep switching between raspberries and potato chips and the robot would get all messy.
If they want to use it in healthcare as stated they need to teach it to get a little messy.
Blood is probably more viscous than raspberry juice.
Sweet, robots that can do more human jobs.
they took er jerbs!
Handjobs?
How fast can it do it?
Cool, so can it help MAGA get a grip on reality?
I can do that.
excellent
The GitHub is just a few md files?
source code: trust_me_bro.md
Can handle the peen?
Robots can fold a shirt
Yeah, kinda... not really...
https://www.theverge.com/featured-video/860104/we-tried-to-get-humanoid-robots-to-do-the-laundry
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