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Piss (i.ibb.co)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Beep@lemmus.org to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
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[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Never pass on pp fun times…unless it’s not your thing then absolutely pass on pp times.

[-] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

See I feel the opposite. Always pass on pp fun time. Unless it is your thing in which case don't pass on pp times.

[-] RustyNova@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Uncompressed/cropped original:

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From War and piss

[-] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 14 points 1 month ago

Unless you're such a sourpuss that you piss vinegar, don't bother.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

Stop trying to ruin the one time people are allowed to pee on each other in public without it being a fringe kink.

[-] athatet@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

No I think I will.

[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Not even willing to give it a try 😔

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Have you tasted vinegar lately? They have made amazing developments since you were born grama

[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"War and Piss" amirite? Haha..

[-] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

We would have also accepted "War and Pees"

[-] DaGreenGobbo@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

No, but I'll take an anti-baldness potion if you've got one.

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 4 points 1 month ago

The anti-baldness potion is also piss.

[-] Amir@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago
[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 1 points 1 month ago

Finasteride?

[-] Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

There suddenly being a visible sun in the fourth panel means there is a significant delay in his response. He probably has alzheimers or something idk.

[-] Deebster@infosec.pub 2 points 1 month ago

Just in case everyone doesn't already know, urine can provoke jellyfish stingers to release even more venom. Use vinegar or rubbing alcohol instead, or, falling that, seawater.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

"Pissing on someone doesn't actually help jellyfish stings."

"Yeah, I know."

this post was submitted on 22 Mar 2026
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