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[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 59 points 2 years ago

would i get in trouble if their equipment stopped working for some reason after i plugged my phone in?

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 64 points 2 years ago

Maybe trouble, maybe hired.

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 59 points 2 years ago

plugs in no-name battery pack from wish

"Let's play a game"

[-] Steve@startrek.website 45 points 2 years ago

Always carry a power-only charge cable

[-] PowerGloveSoBad@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago

Station is just a decoy -- they wirelessly scanned you and all your contacts the minute you bought the tickets

[-] einfach_orangensaft@feddit.de 37 points 2 years ago

ups i pluged my phone shaped USB-Killer into that and now its burning

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Electrons go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!

[-] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 29 points 2 years ago

it's the illusion of choice, they already have all your data anyway

[-] muzzle@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago

Ah, yes, the USB glory hole.

[-] satan@r.nf 9 points 2 years ago

Plugs in a CCP powered phone

information warfare intensifies

[-] sciaticnerd@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 years ago
[-] ooterness@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yes, looks like the same photo as the one from ShmooCon 2019.

[-] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Ah sweet glow in the dark phone chargers

[-] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Lucky I always carry a USB Condom

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